More Confessions

1. Last week, I dropped my kids off at the gym, told the child center workers that I was going to be outside on the track (I have to leave my phone number with them if I run on the track and they call me if they need me to come back), parked at the closest parking space to the track, and took a nap in my car.

2. This is happening more than I would like to admit:
(I blame it on not having a bathroom on our main floor)
 
3. Today, I unknowingly shopped at Target and Sams Club with David's poop smeared all over the front of my shirt.